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Sunday, May 9, 2021

Wife vs Maid

Wife vs Maid

A Man was prescribed Viagra by his Doctor who told him to take it 1 Hour before Sex.

The Man collected his Prescription and went Home to wait for his Wife to get back from work.

An Hour before She was Due Home, He took the Viagra Pill. But just as He was expecting Her, She phoned to say that She wouldn't be in for another 2 and a half Hours.

In a panic, He phoned the Doctor. "What should I do?" He asked. "I've taken the Pill but the effects will have worn off by the time My Wife gets Home."

"I see," said the Doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a Maid?"

"Yes."

"Well, could you not occupy Yourself with Her instead?"

The Man was silent for a few seconds, then said

"But I never need Viagra with the Maid!"

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

An Expensive Sport !

Who says Women Pro Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?

Michelle Wie - Pro Golfer.

Matching Lavender Outfit . . . .. . worth $2000.00

New pair of French Sunglasses . . . . . worth $500.00

NIKE products Endorsements . . . . . worth $10,000,000.00

And that Handy Gadget to hold your Putter....
Priceless!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Visa Interview

Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : 6 to 10 times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!