Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2011

50 Years Later – Titanic The Movie


 
50 Years Later
 
in The Movie
 
- Titanic -
 
 

McDonalds New One Pounder..

Side Effects From The Swine Flu Vaccine






From The Swine Flu Vaccine on This Poor Girl


VCR Problem... Help This Poor Girl

VCR Problem... Help This Poor Girl


If anyone of you electronic guru's knows how to connect a surround sound DVD/VCR,
please let me know.

My new Neighbor keeps on asking me.
The wife complains about the time I am spending there
to try and help her - I really don't know how.

Here is a photo of what the set-up looks like.



May be you can help.......!!!

Swine Flu Mask



Department of Heath

The Best and The Safest Swine Flu Mask !





Help Prevent It !

Prevention of Swine Flu



Department of Heath

Hand Shaking And Kissing Transmit H1N1 (Swine Flu) Influenza
That’s Why New Forms of Greetings Are Recommended !






Help Prevent It !

Which Do You Shoot – The Gay One or With The Bigger Rack?



Which do you shoot....
the gay one or the one with the bigger rack?

How To Pick A Date For The Prom




I know you will agree..

Fraud Credit Card Swipe Machine

Fraud Credit Card Swipe Machine


!!  True and Very Serious  !!



Be very careful and watch out for this one. 
 

This devise has been known to take out a whole bank account with just one swipe.

Credit card frauds have been
reported for swiping your card on a machine as pictured below.

This machine can end up costing you a lot more than you bargained
for!


Please forward this message to prevent further losses!





One way or another those things get your money.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A Little Girl Stuck In Fence

A Little Girl Stuck in Fence
Firemen and Police from the Dix Hills, N.Y. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a Young Girl Stuck in Steel Fence.  

It took several hours to extract her from her Predicament.
 
Fire Chief Stiffie said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence '

Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.

She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
Poor thing, this picture just about broke my heart.



God bless those great police and firemen. Heroes, one and all.