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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

25 Years Old Escort - Wrong Order

Wrong Order

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Wife vs Maid

Wife vs Maid

A Man was prescribed Viagra by his Doctor who told him to take it 1 Hour before Sex.

The Man collected his Prescription and went Home to wait for his Wife to get back from work.

An Hour before She was Due Home, He took the Viagra Pill. But just as He was expecting Her, She phoned to say that She wouldn't be in for another 2 and a half Hours.

In a panic, He phoned the Doctor. "What should I do?" He asked. "I've taken the Pill but the effects will have worn off by the time My Wife gets Home."

"I see," said the Doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a Maid?"

"Yes."

"Well, could you not occupy Yourself with Her instead?"

The Man was silent for a few seconds, then said

"But I never need Viagra with the Maid!"

Thursday, May 6, 2021

The 4 Most Dangerous Spiders In The World

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

An Expensive Sport !

Who says Women Pro Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?

Michelle Wie - Pro Golfer.

Matching Lavender Outfit . . . .. . worth $2000.00

New pair of French Sunglasses . . . . . worth $500.00

NIKE products Endorsements . . . . . worth $10,000,000.00

And that Handy Gadget to hold your Putter....
Priceless!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Visa Interview

Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : 6 to 10 times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

Saturday, April 17, 2021

HaPPy with This

THIS

PLUS THIS

AND ADDING THIS ONE...

EQUALS :

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

Today's Question :

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

Test Your Eye Sight

Please test your eye sight

Do you need glasses??

Look carefully at the picture Below ...

If you see the ass Of the girl behind,

then have your Eyes checked ....

See below...

Because this is the shoulder of the girl in front of her.....

Thursday, April 1, 2021

Apartment for Sale

Want An Apartment Just below of it?

I'm selling my apartment, located on the Cape, with a beautiful Sea View.

Reason:

The upstairs neighbor is causing m, e problems like neck pain, locked jaw, insomnia in addition to personal family problems.

I have attached a photo taken from my balcony.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

What Kind Of Training Is This ???

What Kind Of Training Is This ???

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

A Tip from an Old Man

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A tip from an old man...

When you see a woman..... And want her badly....

Please consider the following....

No matter how beautiful she is.....

No matter how sexy she is....

No matter how seductive she is..

No matter how huge her breasts are...

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this...

SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!

Friday, March 26, 2021

A Convincing Ad

The Europeans certainly know how to advertise!!!

Now that's what I call a convincing ad!!

An Engineering Problem

Can you distinguish Sinusoidal from Harmonic Motion?

This is a quick physics refresher for all my engineer friends. This information should be passed on to non-engineers who may wonder about these important issues.

For Engineers: