25 Years Old Escort - Wrong Order

 Wrong Order

Wife vs Maid

 Wife vs Maid  

A Man was prescribed Viagra by his Doctor who told him to take it 1 Hour before Sex.

 

The Man collected his Prescription and went Home to wait for his Wife to get back from work.

 

An Hour before She was Due Home, He took the Viagra Pill. But just as He was expecting Her, She phoned to say that She wouldn't be in for another 2 and a half Hours.

 

 In a panic, He phoned the Doctor. "What should I do?" He asked. "I've taken the Pill but the effects will have worn off by the time My Wife gets Home."

 "I see," said the Doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a Maid?"

"Yes."

 

, 

"Well, could you not occupy Yourself with Her instead?"

 

 The Man was silent for a few seconds, then said

 "But I never need Viagra with the Maid!" 

 

The 4 Most Dangerous Spiders In The World

 

An Expensive Sport !

 Who says Women Pro Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?

 

Michelle Wie -   Pro Golfer.

 

Matching Lavender Outfit . . . .. . worth $2000.00

 

New pair of French Sunglasses   . . . . . worth $500.00

 

NIKE products Endorsements . . . . . worth $10,000,000.00

And that Handy Gadget to hold your Putter....

Priceless!!!

 

HaPPy with This

 

THIS 

PLUS THIS

AND ADDING THIS ONE...

EQUALS :

Never Misses an Opportunity of Pleasure

 

The New Airport Security Check in Procedures

 

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

 Today's Question :

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

Test Your Eye Sight

Please test your eye sight

Do you need glasses??

                            Look carefully at the picture Below ...                                         

If you see the ass  Of the girl behind, 

then have your Eyes checked ....

See below...

Because this is the shoulder of the girl in front of her.....  

Apartment for Sale

 Want An Apartment Just below of it?

I'm selling my apartment, located on the Cape, with a beautiful Sea View.

 

Reason:

 

The upstairs neighbor is causing m, e problems like neck pain, locked jaw, insomnia in addition to personal family problems.

 

I have attached a photo taken from my balcony.

 

What Kind Of Training Is This ???

 What Kind Of Training Is This ???

The Latest in Pharmaceutical Advertising

 I'm  sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's  offices on everything from tissues to pens to exam table cover  paper.  

Well, in my book, this one should get the  prize....

An Engineering Problem

Can you distinguish Sinusoidal from Harmonic Motion?

This is a quick physics refresher for all my engineer friends. This information should be passed on to non-engineers who may wonder about these important issues.

For Engineers:

For non-Engineers:

This is Sinusoidal Motion

this is Harmonic ! Motion

this is a classic combination of Sinusoidal & Harmonic Motion.

I thought you should
keep 'Abreast' of these
classic mathematical

and engineering problems.

Acquired Skill

 Separating business from pleasure is an acquired skill!!!

Something to be thankful for

   

   
    
  Everyday we have

something to be

thankful for...

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Today  ......  We are thankful

that  the photographer was not standing on the
other  side !
    

 
 
 Have  a great day!

Acquired Skill

 Separating business from pleasure is an acquired skill!!!

I Want Such a Job

I Want Such a Job

 

Assholes On The Road

They are worst than road rage that caused accidents - intentionally.

 

 

Of all the assholes that we see on the road,

 

 

Here's the favorite...

 

 

 

.................and don't say I am making it up !!

 

Cheers...

Check out this SNAKE

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SNAKE!!!!!!!!!! 

 

There is also a BEAVER in this series of pictures.  See if you can spot it!

 

    Watch the snake though... 


 Still on the snake

...

 SNAKE !

You took your eyes off the snake, didn't you?

e bay scam-no joke-beware

NOTE OF E-BAY TRADERS, NOT SELLING AS ADVERTISED.  
 
 

 
I'VE BEEN SCAMMED !  (bastards !)
 

 
 
I ORDERED A BLOW UP DOLL...
 
  
 
 
 
 
 

  
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SENT...