Visa Interview

 Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab : 6 to 10 times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

A Convincing Ad

 The Europeans certainly know how to advertise!!!

Now that's what I call a convincing ad!!

Acquired Skill

 Separating business from pleasure is an acquired skill!!!

Athlete’s Chest

If You Have A Clean Mind

You Will See An Athlete’s Chest

But If You Have A Naughty Mind, You Will See Something Else

 

What Do You See in This Picture ?

Athlete’s Chest or Something Else...

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