25 Years Old Escort - Wrong Order

 Wrong Order

Visa Interview

 Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab : 6 to 10 times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

Pen or Penis - Big Advice

It is very important to space your words!!!

 

A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her Boss. She sent her Boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.  The Boss Wife read the text and angrily shows Her Husband the message: "Your Penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks" Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life!

 

Test Your Eye Sight

Please test your eye sight

Do you need glasses??

                            Look carefully at the picture Below ...                                         

If you see the ass  Of the girl behind, 

then have your Eyes checked ....

See below...

Because this is the shoulder of the girl in front of her.....  

Acquired Skill

 Separating business from pleasure is an acquired skill!!!

Hi HANDSOME ...

 

Athlete’s Chest

If You Have A Clean Mind

You Will See An Athlete’s Chest

But If You Have A Naughty Mind, You Will See Something Else

 

What Do You See in This Picture ?

Athlete’s Chest or Something Else...

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