Wife vs Maid

 Wife vs Maid  

A Man was prescribed Viagra by his Doctor who told him to take it 1 Hour before Sex.

 

The Man collected his Prescription and went Home to wait for his Wife to get back from work.

 

An Hour before She was Due Home, He took the Viagra Pill. But just as He was expecting Her, She phoned to say that She wouldn't be in for another 2 and a half Hours.

 

 In a panic, He phoned the Doctor. "What should I do?" He asked. "I've taken the Pill but the effects will have worn off by the time My Wife gets Home."

 "I see," said the Doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a Maid?"

"Yes."

 

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"Well, could you not occupy Yourself with Her instead?"

 

 The Man was silent for a few seconds, then said

 "But I never need Viagra with the Maid!" 

 

Pen or Penis - Big Advice

It is very important to space your words!!!

 

A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her Boss. She sent her Boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.  The Boss Wife read the text and angrily shows Her Husband the message: "Your Penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks" Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life!