25 Years Old Escort - Wrong Order

 Wrong Order

Wife vs Maid

 Wife vs Maid  

A Man was prescribed Viagra by his Doctor who told him to take it 1 Hour before Sex.

 

The Man collected his Prescription and went Home to wait for his Wife to get back from work.

 

An Hour before She was Due Home, He took the Viagra Pill. But just as He was expecting Her, She phoned to say that She wouldn't be in for another 2 and a half Hours.

 

 In a panic, He phoned the Doctor. "What should I do?" He asked. "I've taken the Pill but the effects will have worn off by the time My Wife gets Home."

 "I see," said the Doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a Maid?"

"Yes."

 

, 

"Well, could you not occupy Yourself with Her instead?"

 

 The Man was silent for a few seconds, then said

 "But I never need Viagra with the Maid!" 

 

The 4 Most Dangerous Spiders In The World

 

An Expensive Sport !

 Who says Women Pro Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?

 

Michelle Wie -   Pro Golfer.

 

Matching Lavender Outfit . . . .. . worth $2000.00

 

New pair of French Sunglasses   . . . . . worth $500.00

 

NIKE products Endorsements . . . . . worth $10,000,000.00

And that Handy Gadget to hold your Putter....

Priceless!!!

 

Visa Interview

 Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab : 6 to 10 times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

Pen or Penis - Big Advice

It is very important to space your words!!!

 

A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her Boss. She sent her Boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.  The Boss Wife read the text and angrily shows Her Husband the message: "Your Penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks" Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life!

 

HaPPy with This

 

THIS 

PLUS THIS

AND ADDING THIS ONE...

EQUALS :

Next Cell Phone Upgrade

 No, I don't know where to get one yet - I’ve been told there's 10,000,000,000 

on back order!  And you thought your latest cell phone was great!!

My New Job

 

I  finally found a temporary job. I am a sales attendant in a women clothing shop now, but I had never thought this would be such hard work!   Today was my first day but boy that was arduous....   But in these hard times of economic crisis one should be grateful for whatever work is available !   When I got back home I had totally had it, muscle aches a very painful back and cramps in my arms too.   Problem is that most women underestimate their figure, they all want to fit in a size 36 !!!

• Interested? The shop is still hiring.

 

Never Misses an Opportunity of Pleasure

 

The New Airport Security Check in Procedures

 

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

 Today's Question :

Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster

Test Your Eye Sight

Please test your eye sight

Do you need glasses??

                            Look carefully at the picture Below ...                                         

If you see the ass  Of the girl behind, 

then have your Eyes checked ....

See below...

Because this is the shoulder of the girl in front of her.....  

Apartment for Sale

 Want An Apartment Just below of it?

I'm selling my apartment, located on the Cape, with a beautiful Sea View.

 

Reason:

 

The upstairs neighbor is causing m, e problems like neck pain, locked jaw, insomnia in addition to personal family problems.

 

I have attached a photo taken from my balcony.

 

What Kind Of Training Is This ???

 What Kind Of Training Is This ???

A Tip from an Old Man

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 A tip from an old man...

When you see a woman..... And want her badly....
   
Please consider the following....

No matter how beautiful she is.....

No matter how sexy she is....

No matter how seductive she is..

No matter how huge her breasts are...

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this...
   

SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!

Sexy Toons

 

A Convincing Ad

 The Europeans certainly know how to advertise!!!

Now that's what I call a convincing ad!!