Visa Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.
Consul : What is your name?Arab: Abdul AzizConsul: Sex?Arab : 6 to 10 times a weekConsul: I mean, male or female?Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.Consul: Holy cow!Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.Consul: Oh.......... dear!Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
It is very important to space your words!!!
A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her Boss. She sent her Boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The Boss Wife read the text and angrily shows Her Husband the message: "Your Penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"  Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life! |
No, I don't know where to get one yet - I’ve been told there's 10,000,000,000
on back order! And you thought your latest cell phone was great!!
Today's Question :
Which One Is Going To Bring Him Back To Life Faster
Please test your eye sight
Do you need glasses??
Look carefully at the picture Below ...
If you see the ass Of the girl behind,
then have your Eyes checked ....
See below...
Because this is the shoulder of the girl in front of her.....
Want An Apartment Just below of it?
I'm selling my apartment, located on the Cape, with a beautiful Sea View.
Reason:
The upstairs neighbor is causing m, e problems like neck pain, locked jaw, insomnia in addition to personal family problems.
I have attached a photo taken from my balcony.
