Who says Women Pro Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?
And that Handy Gadget to hold your Putter....Priceless!!!
Visa Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa.
Consul : What is your name?Arab: Abdul AzizConsul: Sex?Arab : 6 to 10 times a weekConsul: I mean, male or female?Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.Consul: Holy cow!Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style.Consul: Oh.......... dear!Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
It is very important to space your words!!!
A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her Boss. She sent her Boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The Boss Wife read the text and angrily shows Her Husband the message: "Your Penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"  Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life! |
No, I don't know where to get one yet - I’ve been told there's 10,000,000,000
on back order! And you thought your latest cell phone was great!!
